Live, from Chester, WV!

[Spike]

I am in Chester, WV for an old friend's wedding. As some of you may know, Chester is best known for its casino, horse racing, and occasional major boxing match of note. I got here last night and proceeded to lose about 85 dollars in the casino. The wedding is later today, after which at some point the odds are I shall lose more money.

[Ayeima]

why do i picture you showing up to the wedding with no shoes because you lost them to the craps table...

[Spike]

No need to worry about that. i am showing up at the wedding looking fine.

[Dusty]

Sounds fun.

[Maxx]

Just remember the rules of crashing and you'll do fine.

Sappy heartwrenching story + having a good time = Sexy time.

[ironbite4]

If you hook up with a hot red head, don't try to hit it and then quit it.

Ironbite-you will live to regret it.

[chrysalis]

I've been there before, Spike. I actually attended a conference there a few years ago. I took $20 to the casino with me and left with $110.

[Spike]

I have returned from my journey, minus about 100 dollars total to the casino. No Ollie was made by me, in part because almost everyone there was spoken for or otherwise unavailable. I sat next to my friend from undergrad's girlfriend at the wedding (he was an usher and was elsewhere) and I think she liked me...but my conscience prevented me. And then there was an old married friend I won't even get into...and didn't get into, i might add, and didn't try...

[Maxx]

Blast you, it was a wedding!

You're a recently graduated Law student with a six pack from a little ways away!

HOW DID YOU NOT GET ANY

[ironbite4]

See Spike's got this little thing like morality going for him.

Ironbite-it's what makes him such a catch.

[Maxx]

Morality's going to be a big liability in Law.

and it's hardly wrong if you're both into it.

[Spike]

At least i got to enjoy the pool and hot tub at my hotel.

[Speedbreaker]

There's always girls at the pool!

[Spike]

Not at this one. I had it all to myself both times.