Thunderchild Maximus wrote:Cool master chief suits d00d!
Rust wrote:Instead, they went to the polar opposite of the village people get up and made the whole lot of them Spartans, like Thunderchild said.
Speedbreaker wrote:An AWESOME cliche.
Really, you all are getting the point, but missing it at the same time. Yes, the powered armor is derivative of Iron Man or Halo. Yes, it's there solely to attract 14 year olds. But guess what, THEY'RE a bigger demographic this movie is aiming at than cynical 20 or 30something fanboys. And also to sell toys. But it's GI JOE. What did you expect?
Besides, every big budget summer action movie nowadays has to have a gimmick to explain why the stars are capable of doing insane, missile-dodging, computer-enhanced gun-kata wire-fu. Matrix had "the world is a computer program", Wanted had that "curve the bullet" bullshit, G.I. Joe has "the suit accelerates you" Really Ripcord, what else would a human-sized suit accelerate?
Thunderchild Maximus wrote:Honestly, the rest of that trailer was brain meltingly inane before they got to the Iron Man suits with ODST helmets.
Thunderchild Maximus wrote:Yeah, GI Joe is goofy shit, but there's a point of absurdity that trailer just drilled past. But then I know very little about GI Joe aside from the fact that the Baroness is hot. Or should be, anyway.
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