Change font size   Print view

KARAOKE BAR TIME!

This is the place for pointless silliness and chaos. Post such things here, lest they escape to wreak destruction upon us all!

Moderator: Ayeima

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Rust » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:49 pm

Battles rage through hamlets and empires
Heroes die, legends are born
The righteous pray all through the eons
Still the evil unsheaths the sword

God of time keeps track of all things
Gathers in the souls of the dead
A champion born, knight reincarnate
I have been chosen for War

Fear, death, blood, flesh
My glory day is here
Overlords, raging hordes
The spoils of war are near

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

Answer cries of innocent children
Bury deep the overlords
The banner hails avenging warrior
Savior of a stricken world

Fear, death, blood, flesh
My glory day is here
Overlords, raging hordes
The spoils of war are near

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

I will fight alone
Stand and face this army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

Hear the seers foretell my lonely demise
Reap the sorceress anger, I am still alive

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

Alone

One Man Alone

Alone

The Warrior's Come

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

I will fight alone
Stand and face an army of one
I will stand alone
Until I'm overrun

Alone
"Take away a mans light, his clothes, his food, his friends, his air, and you leave him with nothing but himself. And for most that is not pleasant company."

~ Ramse Truman, "Decending"
User avatar
Rust
Almighty Bruce
Almighty Bruce
 
Posts: 5754
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:30 am
Location: Nebraska

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Rust » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:51 pm

I waited for you today
But you didn't show
No no no
I needed You today
So where did You go?
You told me to call
Said You'd be there
And though I haven't seen You
Are You still there?

I cried out with no reply
And I can't feel You by my side
So I'll hold tight to what I know
You're here and I'm never alone

And though I cannot see You
And I can't explain why
Such a deep, deep reassurance
You've placed in my life

We cannot separate
'Cause You're part of me
And though You're invisible
I'll trust the unseen

I cried out with no reply
And I can't feel You by my side
So I'll hold tight to what I know
You're here and I'm never alone

We cannot separate
You're part of me
And though You're invisible
I'll trust the unseen

I cried out with no reply
And I can't feel You by my side
So I'll hold tight to what I know
You're here and I'm never alone
"Take away a mans light, his clothes, his food, his friends, his air, and you leave him with nothing but himself. And for most that is not pleasant company."

~ Ramse Truman, "Decending"
User avatar
Rust
Almighty Bruce
Almighty Bruce
 
Posts: 5754
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:30 am
Location: Nebraska

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby FishiesGoPookPookPook » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:14 pm

Bad Habit, Dresden Dolls

biting keeps your words at bay
tending to the sores that stay
happiness is just a gash away
when i open a familiar scar
pain goes shooting like a star
comfort hasn't failed to follow so far...

and you might say it's self-indulgent
you might say its self-destructive
but, you see, it's more productive
than if i were to be healthy

& pens and penknives take the blame
crane my neck & scratch my name
but the ugly marks
are worth the momentary gain...
when i jab a sharpened object in
choirs of angels seem to sing
hymns of hate in memorandum

and you might say it's self-indulgent
and you might say it's self-destructive
but, you see, it's more productive
than if i were to be happy

and sappy songs about sex and cheating
bland accounts of two lovers meeting
make me want to give mankind a beating

and you might say it's self-destructive
but, you see, i'd kick the bucket
sixty times before i'd kick the habit

and as the skin rips off i cherish the revolting thought
that even if i quit
there's not a chance in hell i'd stop
and anyone can see the signs
mittens in the summertime
thank you for your pity, you are too kind

and you might say its self-inflicted
but you see that's contradictive
why on earth would anyone practice self destruction?

and pain opinions are sitcom feeding
they dont know that their minds are teething
makes me want to give mankind a beating

i'm tried bandages and sinking
i've tried gloves and even thinking
i've tried vaseline
i've tried everything
and no-one cares if your back is bleeding
they're concerned with their hair receding
looking back it was all maltreating
every thought that occurred misleading

makes me want to give myself a beating..
User avatar
FishiesGoPookPookPook
Agent Smith
Agent Smith
 
Posts: 2457
Joined: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:30 am
Location: Dr. Horrible's lab

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:45 pm

came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face


Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
well dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad

Talk to me dad


no i didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes


Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
well dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said could you close the door, I really wanna finish.
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it,well I was really cranking it
well dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Now dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been
Just because it was your bed, it's not that

Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:50 pm

I cannot leave here, I cannot stay,
Forever haunted, more than afraid.
Asphyxiate on words I would say,
I'm drawn to a blackened sky as I turn blue.

There are no flowers, no not this time,
There'll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

I cannot stay here, I cannot leave,
Just like all I loved, I make believe.
Imagine heart, I disappear, seems,
No one will appear, here and make me real.

There are no flowers, no not this time,
There'll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

I'd tell you how it haunts me,
I'd tell you how it haunts me,
(cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.)
I'd tell you how it haunts me,
(cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.)
You don't care that it haunts me.

Oh,
There are no flowers, no not this time,
There'll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

Just how much this, hurts me.

Just how much you...
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Navarre » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:50 pm

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows whats best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, shes putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a looooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket

Nananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citi Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her mg for a white Chrysler Le Baron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a looooong jacket.
Perception is Reality
User avatar
Navarre
Adama
Adama
 
Posts: 3464
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:59 am
Location: Barboursville, WV

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:51 pm

CAKE!!! one of my favorite Cake songs, as well.


Well, your CD collection looks shiny and costly.
How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzi?
And how much did you spend on your black leather jacket?
Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket?

Now tickets to concerts and drinking at clubs,
Sometimes for music that you haven't even heard of.
And how much did you pay for your rock'n'roll t-shirt
That proves you were there,
That you heard of them first?

How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
Ah, tell me.

How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar,
The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar,
One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.

Aging black leather and hospital bills,
Tattoo removal and dozens of pills.
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.

How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?

Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them.
Your chaos won't convert them.
They're so happy to rebuild it.
You'll never really kill it.
Yeah, excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking,
You're drinking,
You're drinking what they're selling.
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Navarre » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:53 pm

Cake Rocks! =D>
Perception is Reality
User avatar
Navarre
Adama
Adama
 
Posts: 3464
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:59 am
Location: Barboursville, WV

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Rust » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:59 pm

Another mission
The powers have called me away
Another time
To carry the colors again
My motivation
An oath I’ve sworn to defend
To win the honor
Of coming back home again
No explanation
Will matter after we begin
Another dark destroyer that’s buried within
My true vocation
And now my unfortunate friend
You will discover
A war you’re unable to win

I'll have you know
That I’ve become…

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you’re alive
I’m an indestructible master of war

Another reason
Another cause for me to fight
Another fuse uncovered
Now, for me to light
My dedication
To all that I’ve sworn to protect
I carry out my orders
Without a regret
My declaration
Embedded deep under my skin
A permanent reminder
Of how we began
No hesitation
When I am commanded to strike
You need to know
That you’re in for the fight of your life

You will be shown
How I've become....

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you’re alive
I’m an indestructible master of war

I'm...

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you’re alive
I am indestructible (indestructible)

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you’re alive
I’m an indestructible master of war
"Take away a mans light, his clothes, his food, his friends, his air, and you leave him with nothing but himself. And for most that is not pleasant company."

~ Ramse Truman, "Decending"
User avatar
Rust
Almighty Bruce
Almighty Bruce
 
Posts: 5754
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:30 am
Location: Nebraska

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Navarre » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:02 pm

Hey! I just posted that on the previous page. Copycat!!

That is currently one of my favorite songs, btw.
Perception is Reality
User avatar
Navarre
Adama
Adama
 
Posts: 3464
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:59 am
Location: Barboursville, WV

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Rust » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:08 pm

Navarre wrote:Hey! I just posted that on the previous page. Copycat!!


Well fine then. :P

When a new day reaches dawn
I feel it's worth the wait
But I tumble and I fall
When up against my fate

When the barricades come down
I build it up again
When I'm just about to drown
I still don't know the end

Sometimes I tremble like a little child
That faces morning with a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble when the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that I could rule the world

When the morning comes alive
Release your love brigade
At the end of day is night
To suck it up with hate

Sometimes I tremble like a little child
That faces morning with a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble when the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that I could rule the world

Rule the world

Sometimes I tremble like a little child
That faces morning with a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble when the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that I could rule the world

(That faces morning with a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble when the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that I could rule the world)
"Take away a mans light, his clothes, his food, his friends, his air, and you leave him with nothing but himself. And for most that is not pleasant company."

~ Ramse Truman, "Decending"
User avatar
Rust
Almighty Bruce
Almighty Bruce
 
Posts: 5754
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:30 am
Location: Nebraska

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:15 pm

did I do this one already? oh well...


Hey Brother Christian with your high and might errand,
Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.
Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion,
Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation.
Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure,
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye
And a "God you must be joking!"
Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations,
Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation,
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations.
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all of my decisions
I want to conquer the world,
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children,
I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales,
We'll have peace on earth and global communion.
I want to conquer the world! [x4]
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby Rust » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:19 pm

I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket to come
I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket, ya'll

y’see it started way back in nyc
when i stole my first rhyme from the m.i.c.
at a west end avenue at 63
the beginning of a leap year, february, ’96
with a guitar picked up in the mix
i committed to the licks like a nickel bag of tricks
well look at me now
look at me now
look at me now, now, now, now

i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket to come
i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll

well you’re never gonna guess
where i’ve been been been
and i have no regrets
that i bet my whole checking account
because it all amounts to nothing up in the end

well you can only count on the road again
we’ll soon be on the radio dial
and i been payin close attention to the willie nelson style
like a band of gypsies on the highway while
i’m one man pushin’ on the california skyline drive
up the coast I brag and I boast
i ’m pickin up my pace and makin time like space ghost
raising a toast to the highway patrol with the most
put my cruise control's on coast
cuz i'm tourin' around the nation on extended vacation see
I got Elsa the dog who exceeds my limitation
i say, "i like your style, crazy pound pup!
you need a ride? [*woof*]
well come on, girl, hop in the truck!"

i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket to come
i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll
i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket to come on
i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll

see i'm a down home brother, redneck undercover
with my guitar here
i'm ready to play
and i'm s a sucker for a filly
got a natural ability I'm geared to freestyle
look at my flexibility
dangerous at the mike
my ghetto hat's cocked right
the ladies say, "yo, that kid is crazy"
the backstage betties taking more than they can get
they say, "what's up with m-r-a-z?"

hey, hey, something's different in my world today
well they changed my traffic sign to a brighter yellow
hey, hey, something's different in my world today
they changed my traffic sign to a brighter yellow
i'm just a curbside prophet
curbside prophet now
curbside prophet now
curbside
come on, now
curbside prophet
waiting for my rocket to come...
"Take away a mans light, his clothes, his food, his friends, his air, and you leave him with nothing but himself. And for most that is not pleasant company."

~ Ramse Truman, "Decending"
User avatar
Rust
Almighty Bruce
Almighty Bruce
 
Posts: 5754
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:30 am
Location: Nebraska

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:25 pm

Sleep on pillows made in Singapore
Wrapped in comforters
Sweating through sheets
Drinking coffee in the morning
Floating on Airplanes across the vast seas

And your house is made of wood
Central air, central heat
You got your furniture of particle board
Your doors are locked for, for safety

And you walk in leather shoes
Pants of denim, a black cotton sweatshirt
And you do what you do
because doing can start to form a habit

And you drink all night long
And you sleep through the morning
And if something doesn't break
I'm just gonna go, go fucking insane

And you sweep up the floor when it's dirty
You do the dishes, when the sink's full
And when the refrigerator's empty
well it's time, it's time, it's time, it's time to go the store

You put your books on a shelf
Clothes arranged in the closet
You hang the things on the wall that you don't wanna be so easily forgotten

I hate these songs
I hate the words
That the singer is singing to me
I hate this melody
I hate this stupid fucking drum beat

But I'm not gonna tell anyone
What I'm really thinking about
Keep them conversations on the surface
Just keep on smiling
Just keep on saying
Everything's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright [x2]
Alright [x11]
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

Re: KARAOKE BAR TIME!

Postby ashes » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:26 am

We know a place where no planes go
We know a place where no ships go
Hey!
No cars go
Hey!
No cars go
Where we know

We know a place where no spaceships go
We know a place where no subs go
Hey!
No cars go
Hey!
No cars go
Where we know
Hey!
Us kids know
Hey!
No cars go

Go!
No go!

Between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Between the click of the light and the start of the dream

Little babies?
Let's go!

Women and children?
Let's go!

Old folks?
Let's go!

Don't know where we're going
Image

...we are the ones with the radiating eyes...
User avatar
ashes
Moderator
Moderator
 
Posts: 7406
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:39 pm
Location: nowhere, ks

PreviousNext

Return to Down with Entropy

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron