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What are you thinking of right now?

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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby Rust » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:54 pm

I have quite possibly the most innocent girlfriend in the world.

She did not understand the humor of abbreviating "Classic Literature" as "Clit". She also doesn't understand the terms "Beaver" or "Eating Out".


On one hand, it makes me feel like a dirty pervert. On the other... :twisted:
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby ironbite4 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:20 pm

Wow....you're sick.
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby Rust » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:35 pm

If I really was sick, I wouldn't be going out with this lovely woman. She might not be knowledgeable in carnal affairs, but I'm quite comfortable with that. Especially considering my previous relationships.
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby Spike » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:11 pm

Hungry like the wolf...
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby Rust » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:23 pm

I want to take this woman to bed with me NOW!

But I cannot, therefore it's a Cold Shower for me.
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby ambrose » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:17 pm

Holy cock is she like, seven?(J/K)

But seriously. Isn't that kind of awkward?
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby ashes » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:01 pm

Gr. Agh. Fuck Apple.
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Re: What are you thinking of right now?

Postby Rust » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:31 pm

ambrose wrote:Holy cock is she like, seven?(J/K)

But seriously. Isn't that kind of awkward?


Not really. She's a "Wait Till Marriage" woman, and I respect the boundaries.
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